Like Riding a Bike: Decrepit President Leaves Training Wheels At Home

Say what you will about Joe Biden (and there’s a lot) his presidency thus far has been hilarious and highly entertaining.

Between the malapropisms, the creepy whispering into the microphone, random shouting fits while on stage, raging at reporters, wandering around aimlessly, shaking hands with ghosts, biting his wife’s finger, and much more, Biden is a constant source of laughter if can for a second forget the irreparable damage he’s doing to our country.

Last month, Biden raised serious concerns after he fell off his bike while at a complete stop. He appeared frail and weak, leaving many to question whether Biden is actually capable of running the country.

Mainstream “news” outlets largely refused to report on Biden’s tumble, or just laughed it off. But if the shoe were on the other foot, and Trump or another Republican, fell off his/her bike, the cretins at CNN and MSNBC would have a field day!

Well, as they say, life’s about getting back up on the horse, or a bike, in Biden’s case, and that’s precisely what our mentally retarded President did over the weekend.

Joe Biden was back in the saddle for a morning bike ride in Rehoboth Beach, Delaware, on Sunday after having a spill last month.

Biden admitted to a group of reporters that he modified his bike before hopping back on. Apparently, the toe cage on Biden’s bike is what he claims caused the previous fall even though the 79-year-old president was at a total stop at the time.

“I want you to know an important thing: I took off the … thing,” Biden told reporters, referring to the toe cages, which wrap around the rider’s foot.

Realizing how ridiculous is to be seen with a bike helmet as the President of the United States, Biden admitted to reporters, “I look like a fool,” before answering questions about abortion.

As perfectly timed comedic relief, it was reported that one of Biden’s security detail also fell off a bike while trailing the cognitively deficient President.

“It wasn’t me,” Biden remarked, according to TIME.

The White House insists that Biden is in tip shape both mentally and physically but every indication given by the President is that he’s in serious decline.

Author: Robert Bogart


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